• Shitty Day
Posted By:
Shoju
on June 9, 2004 2:33 A.M. (PST)
One Piece was licensed by 4Kids. How in
the hell did that happen?! One Piece may have been targeted at Japanese
kids, but American kids have soccer moms that won't like a lot of One Piece's
scenes. 4Kids shouldn't have touched this Anime. There are guns,
blood, and cursing. They said they planned on showing it on FoxBox.
Really, they will only butcher it to pieces. Now, why do I have a problem
with 4Kids licensing One Piece while I had no problem with Funimation licensing
Fullmetal Alchemist? Funimation brought out Kiddy Grade and Fruits Basket,
and they were both superb dubs. 4Kids dubs and edits Anime for children.
Pokémon, Yu-Gi-Oh, and Shaman King. Let's take a look at the track records
of these.
Pokémon - Many names were changed.
Episodes were completely cut for reasons such as having a gun and James having
big tits. If I recall correctly, they were edited and shown at a later
time also.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Had many names changed also.
They completely skipped the first season. I assume that the first season
was just like the manga, and if that's true then they skipped some bad ass
parts. Also has the usual edits of guns and death dialogue.
Shaman King - I actually have only seen one
episode of the dubbed version. So I don't really have enough to go on.
The only edit I know of is that Manta's name became Mortimer. I'll go dig
up some information right now. *A few Google searches later.* Okay, so it
looks like they changed a lot of other names too. Another horrible edit I
read was that Yoh's reasoning for becoming a Shaman King was completely
different in the dub. As I said before, I haven't seen enough dub episodes
to give a real good opinion on it. It does seem like things 4Kids would do
though.
All of these Anime have also had their openings
and endings completely redone. These Americanization of Anime for kids are
really stupid. Funimation should be able to re-dub the series in uncut
form for the hardcore fans. I'm grateful that they can release uncut subs
of Yu-Gi-Oh and Shaman King, but I'd love a dub done right. One Piece was
an Anime that I was hoping to get a real nice dub like Cowboy Bebop or Fruits
Basket. Now with 4Kids getting it and planning on showing it to kids, an
uncut dub seems improbable. I hope Funimation can make one though.
I know 4Kids is going to change Usopp and
Sanji's names. What's worse is that Sanji's signature things will be
likely changed. His French attacks will likely be renamed, his
perverted-ness will be toned down, and his habit of using the word shit will be
completely taken out. My favorite scene in One Piece was when Nami was
stabbing herself and Luffy came and stopped her. She then finally asked
Luffy to help. I know this scene will be butchered to hell with 4Kids
making everything "kid friendly." -_-
Fuck you 4Kids. One Piece isn't for your
wussy kids. I hope your butchered piece of crap gets low ratings, and
Funimation's uncut subs own the sales of your edited crap.
In other news, those damn Lakers won earlier
tonight. I want to see them cry like last season when they were knocked
out. Come on Detroit! Don't give them another win! |